ALTERNATIVE to Surgery?
ridingthestorm_out asked:
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob,” where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned
to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course the woman wanted “The Knob.”
Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and
vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. “All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I’ve
had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results.
But
now I’ve developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t
get
rid of them.”
The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags, those
are your ******* ,,,,,,,She replied , well no need to ask about the goatee
Savannah
By FLOYD on May 11th, 2009 at 12:58 am
Marcia
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By Pd on May 11th, 2009 at 11:54 am
Larissa
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Kellie
LMAO
By burnittodeath on May 14th, 2009 at 5:46 am
Janel
Hey that’s my boss you are talking about
By syed on May 16th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Emily
hahaha nice one..
By 1prettywise1 on May 17th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Reyna
That is funny! Loved it.
By Krazykraut on May 19th, 2009 at 9:47 am
Aja
Mommy?
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Dayna
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