Mistaken Identity?
Milk Man asked:
There once was an older lady who fell ill and was taken to the Hospital. While in the Hospital the lady died and was on her
way to Heaven when she met St Peter.
She asked St Peter if she was going to Heaven.
St Peter replied not yet, you still have a long life ahead of
you. You must go back.
The lady got better and was released from the Hospital.
Days later she decided to get a tummy tuck,a face lift,
and had her ******* enlarged. She went to a tanning
booth and got a great tan, and looked ten years younger.
On her way home from a tanning session she was struck
by a car and killed.
On her way to Heaven she met St Peter again.
She said what happened, you told me i had years to go.
St Peter looked at her said, “I didn`t recognize you”
Charmaine
By CG on Jun 11th, 2009 at 8:03 am
Annie
HAHA HA HA HA
i love this joke!
thanks for the laugh i needed it!
God bless you!!
By sr-71_blackbird on Jun 11th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Corrie
LOL good one
By *Gerry'sBaby* on Jun 14th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Loretta
That was cute. *giggle*
By witch on Jun 17th, 2009 at 4:13 am
Morgan
heard this before but it’s still funny!
hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha!:)
i’ll make this shorter. i wnt to send it thru sms:)
By Aide Lamango (helicopter game) on Feb 6th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Can’t wait to get this! I can feel a sick day coming so I can stay home from school and blow my day playing this.
By horse game on Feb 7th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
I really want to get my little paws on this! I can already feel my GPA going down until I finish the game!