Can you learn Chinese in 5 minutes? Read Aloud?

cwazyjoe asked:


Read these translations aloud to get the pronunciation right
English: ………………………………….. Chinese:
That’s not right………………………….. Sum Ting Wong
See me ASAP……………………………. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man……………………………….. Dum Fuk
Did you go to the beach?………………. Wai Yu So Tan
You need a face lift…………………………. Chin Tu Phat
Aren’t you on a diet?……………………….. Wai Yu Mun Ching
Tow away zone……………………………. No Pah King
We meet next week………………………… Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight…………………………. Lei Ying Lo
Cleaning the automobile…………………… Wa Shing Kah
Your odor is offensive………………………..Yu Stin Ki Pu
Excellent………………………………………… Fa Kin Su Pah
Small *****……………………………………. Tai Ni Pi Pi

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14 Responses to “Can you learn Chinese in 5 minutes? Read Aloud?”

  1. By This, That & such on Jun 14th, 2009 at 4:37 am

    Tammie

    Thanks for the laugh !
    like them all

  2. By Jeanette E on Jun 16th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

    Deanna

    I’ve seen this one before…Very funny!

  3. By Janine on Jun 19th, 2009 at 8:02 am

    Sasha

    China baby, here I come, for now I know how to speak it.

  4. By pathfinder on Jun 21st, 2009 at 9:04 am

    David

    Don’t you know the difference beween the Chinese language and “broken English”? Anyone with a lick of sense will tell you this ISN’T Chinese.

  5. By alexandria on Jun 23rd, 2009 at 6:36 pm

    Summer

    im pretty much laughing so hard right now…i love it!

  6. By harmony on Jun 26th, 2009 at 8:12 am

    Ginger

    funny. keep em coming

  7. By ?Enchantress? on Jun 28th, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    Adrienne

    Ha ha!

  8. By excaliburteam1 on Jun 30th, 2009 at 8:01 am

    Araceli

    Nice, Very Very Nice!

  9. By Bicycle Repairman on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 12:32 am

    Jane

    Read them all before, merry Christmas by the way

  10. By edwarjd on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Lourdes

    wow

  11. By lenrocdesigns on Jul 3rd, 2009 at 12:35 am

    Lyndsey

    You are a nut …lol

  12. By wunluv06 on Jul 5th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

    Courtney

    LOVE IT! I’ve heard others like this but this is the best one so far!!

  13. By Doll 101 on Jul 7th, 2009 at 1:53 am

    Daniella

    OMG!! That was so hilarious!!! Thanks for the much needed laugh!!!

  14. By just bored on Jul 10th, 2009 at 1:17 am

    Elise

    thats funny loved it