Here’s joke for you?
texasblueslady asked:
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob”, where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a new face-lift. Of course the woman wanted “The Knob”.
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After 15 yrs she returned to the plastic surgeon with 2 problems. All these yrs everyting has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve developed 2 annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the the knob won’t get rid of them.
The doctor looked closely and said: “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts,”
The woman said: “Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.”
Charmaine
By coco on Jun 18th, 2009 at 12:22 am
Brittaney
lmfaoooooo, good one
By radioflyer on Jun 20th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Trisha
Lol. Funny. But a bit of a stretch (pun!), and kind of nasty.
By BRAZIL_NUTS on Jun 22nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Stacy
Yes beautiful.
By cnfilm22 on Jun 26th, 2009 at 1:15 am
Kristin
gross
By girlisrad on Jun 26th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Deidra
Best one I’ve read in a while!
By Viren on Jun 26th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Jasmin
funny
By seek_fulfill on Jun 26th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Hayley
Good one. Love it.
By Lara on Jun 29th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Ami
LoL it was funny .
By Latasha S on Jul 1st, 2009 at 2:32 am
Joanne
good one
By Stefy on Jul 2nd, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Courtney
Girl you got lots of jokes. they real nice. That poor lady must have harley any skin left i can imagane that the other question was going to be that her ******* have dissappered
By Ameera on Jul 3rd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Sabrina
hmm..
By chass_lee on Jul 4th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Jillian
I love your jokes there so funny LMAO and thumbs up very good
By AB on Jul 6th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Lesley
Great one!!