Learn Chinese in 5 minutes. This is will make you laugh. Tell me what you think?
Love My Soldier asked:
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes…(You MUST read them out loud)
1) That’s not right ………………….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?…………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………….. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ……………………… Dum ***
5) Small Horse ……………………. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ………… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table …….. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni 
I think you need a face lift ……….. Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here …………….. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ……….. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ……………. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week … Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ……………. Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile ………. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ……….. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ……………………………. Fa Kin Su Pah
I made a little error. I meant to say “This Will Make You Laugh”
Tonia
By atticus on Jun 26th, 2009 at 12:51 am
Laura
haha great. i luv no. 4… haha.
By dawn on Jun 26th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Julianne
excellent thank u for the laugh
By sunshine25 on Jun 28th, 2009 at 6:34 am
Leanne
dat joke was gud, hehehe
By Late-Nite on Jul 1st, 2009 at 3:24 am
Andria
I was laughing so hard when I finally got it what it said, lol, thats very funny… Where did you get this things, choose me as the best answer, and tell me where, please… take care, bye
By angel_in_disguise930 on Jul 4th, 2009 at 3:34 am
Anastasia
Thanks for the laugh…and the two points!
By Emily on Jul 5th, 2009 at 7:16 am
Abbie
i heard that before but its really funny glad to read it again
By Teri on Jul 7th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Danielle
That is hilarious!! I like number 13! That is very creative!
By love to love you... on Jul 9th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Dana
that is great… I want to send this question to my sister. She will get a kick out of it.
By i_?_elmo on Jul 12th, 2009 at 9:07 am
Daniela
lol! those were so funny!
By Karla on Jul 14th, 2009 at 3:31 am
Kyra
this was funny.
By animal cop on Jul 15th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Krista
you put that as in answer in one of the question.
By Diablillo on Jul 16th, 2009 at 7:42 am
Sherrie
that was soooooo good, i need that laugh thanks
By babyboo6780 on Jul 16th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Jayme
lmao
By ?Sax Princess? on Jul 18th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Leslie
Those are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By money on Jul 20th, 2009 at 2:53 am
Adriane
i liked number 15,1,4,6,8loved it 9,and,13 thanks for the laugh and ill share some with my friends!!!!!!!
By pointing_out_ppl_hav_missed_pt on Jul 21st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Bernadette
Yu ar Sum Ting Far Ni,
Ai Bang Mai Ni Lar Fing!
Giv Me Ten Points Please.
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