Face Lift

tonibananas72 asked:


Does anyone know of a good wrinkle decreaser besides botox or a face lift!! I already tried botox, it works but only lasted for about 6 months and costs alot of money. I am only 34!!

Wendy

fuxaround asked:


were going to my husbands 30th runion and he was a big shot in highschool and is very outgoing and he is putting on the party , i was very shy and still don’t like talking to people , i don’t want to ruin his fun what should i do hide in the restroom,i have a 300 dollar dress having my hair makeup and nail done and new ***** and a full face lift but i still feel icky i don’t like meeting people what can i do he spent a lot of money on me , i feel bad

Julianna

Love My Soldier asked:


Learn Chinese in 5 minutes…(You MUST read them out loud)

1) That’s not right ………………….. Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive?…………. Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP………………………….. Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ……………………… Dum ***
5) Small Horse ……………………. Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ………… Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table …….. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni I think you need a face lift ……….. Chin Tu Fat
9) It’s very dark in here …………….. Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ……….. Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ……………. No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week … Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ……………. Lei Ying Lo
14) He’s cleaning his automobile ………. Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ……….. Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great ……………………………. Fa Kin Su Pah
I made a little error. I meant to say “This Will Make You Laugh”

Tonia

? SNO0KEMZ ? asked:


A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”

“About 35,” was the reply.

“I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, “Oh, you look about 29″.

“I am actually 47.”

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, “I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man’s age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age.”

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, “Okay, it’s done. You are 47.”

Stunned, the man says, “That was brilliant. How did you do that?”

The old lady replies, “I was behind you at McDonalds

Taryn

fuxaround asked:


it’s been 4 months, since i found out, he still works with her, i never got to confront her, my husband has tryed to make it up to me , he took me on a month long trip to asia, and got me what i wanted to feel better new ******* and a full face lift, I was better looking than her to start but he was attracted to her naughty dirty talk, i have met her i had a bad feeling something was going on and it was

India

Not asked:


I saw photos of a woman bodybuilder and she said that she was 45. She looked like a man. She had huge biceps, huger than an ordinary man has, and a face like a man, rough and red, and a scanty mop of blond hair on top. But I liked her face anyway because it was absolutely wrinkles-free. She had a couple of crow feet, but these anyone has, who laughs. The photo was not airbrushed, you could see that she had large open pores. Now I wonder: is her face so wrinkles-free because of her body building? She mentioned that she was performing, so maybe she simply did something to her face, face lift or what not? Or did it became like this because she exercised, and strained the muscles – as you strain, say, neck, and puff the cheeks when you lift something heavy? Does bodybuilding help to eliminate ****** wrinkles?

Jessica

spoon asked:


What do you guys of the new face lift?
Does it perform well?

Jill

raymond asked:


sylvester stallone made another rocky film? i cant understand a word that guy says he sounds like a doped up chimp he ***** all the rocky films **** and he has had a bad face lift i hope that movie tanks

Marci

Killah Thought asked:


I be decapitatin emcees like a shogun
shotty to the chest watch it blow right through the sternum
scientist cant caculate the equations I write
Spit the ink blows up the mic from a distance length of a pike
cant write on paper nomore everything my pen touches turns to ashes
lyrics so strong its makes facists wanna stop causin havoc
Im rapid
spit like an uzy automatic my tounge is its own savage
a blacksmith with skills of makin swords of onyx
supersonic waves spray from the swing of the blade break through any barricade
dont matta where you at dawg your crews gettin slayed
lyrical mage spillin venomous lyrics on this page for days
authentic vocab split ya brains, gather up my energy shoot it out my palms
like johnny cage, watch ya arms disengage, a sage with a blade murderous
thoughts flow through my veins scan these enemys like x rays
photons gets delayed when i start movin your way
yall fools gonna wish you was never made
to quick to stop you mind as well jus drop like the other bodies i surround
they rot, blow up on the spot dirty like an undercover cop with decisive thoughts
Killah Thought equalateral mind to spock
poetic mind spittin the rhymes i dont care if wanna battle if so then get ya nines
but these lines are for intelligent designs
vocals with minds that will understand mine
visuals that will put chills up an down ya spine
so jus face it
you ******?
Then be prepared for a face lift
cuz i aint playin i make ya body adjecent
parallel to the thoughts that you wastin
erase it taste this another bitter replacement face the basics
I mind as well jus cave in everythin im sayin is decayin minds like bein left on pavement
another yellow line added onto the road
left behind with nothin left to compose
ima go crazy like I was emily rose
decompose the leftover flows bring it back to fertilize these hos
tell ya mom bout these metaphors an similes
create a whole symphony with jus the thoughts producin in my mental activities
killah t kill any enemy that wanna battle me lyrically critically leave you so
disfigured mentally
i dont know why these people still try an follow me
but anyone else who follows will enter their misery
and end their life instantly so come see Killah an wolvarine

Janelle

texasblueslady asked:


A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob”, where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a new face-lift. Of course the woman wanted “The Knob”.
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After 15 yrs she returned to the plastic surgeon with 2 problems. All these yrs everyting has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve developed 2 annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the the knob won’t get rid of them.
The doctor looked closely and said: “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts,”
The woman said: “Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.”

Charmaine