Face Lift

shall i have plastic surgery?

Emily G asked:


hi i’m 16 years old and i feel very insecure about my nose and want to have plastic surgery really bad ,my nose is really big and also want a face lift because i have a lot of meat around my eyes and when i pull my face or lift it up then my face looks better what can i do please help me make my choice and give me some information

Natasha

Ridding undereye bags. at 18

Josef S asked:


Through high school I didn’t sleep. Now that I’m 18 I look 74.
I fixed my sleeping schedule so.. will they go away? ever?
Or do I need a face lift at 18?

Justin

Does this sound like a good start to a story?

Kelsey asked:


I hitched my journal up to my chest and walked a little faster. His black cape swished out of view from behind me as I shakily turned to look at my follower. As the Brooklyn wind blew back to me, I caught a whiff of gunpowder that had prompted my panic.

I shakily turned once more, to check if anyone was still pursuing me, only to be stopped dead in my tracks by a man in black. I felt my eyes widen with fear as did his smirk with satisfactory at my horror.

My body stood stiff and frozen as the man stepped closer to me; not even the sound of my heart pounding with terror could be heard.

The worst part from this moment in time is that I had been so sure that he would never find me again; I had been so positive but yet I had been so wrong. I remembered that look in his eyes as he let my little sister slip through his hands and as he let the gun fall to the dirt.

The look of pure anger that someone had finally witnessed his hobby. I remembered his ireful roars at me and the sound of his raging footsteps echoing off inside my head.

“My sweet, sweet Alice” he whispered and it was then that I realized how close he was to me as he ran his cold, grimy fingers down my face and neck until they rested on my necklace that resembled what I was.

“I’ve been searching for this for years.” “Fortunately for you, your parents gave all that they had so that you would be protected and out of reach from me…” he stated slowly, his musty eyes locked on the gold chain that hung from my neck.

His lazy grin widened even more as he yanked it off, tearing the clasp to pieces. “Unfortunately, that shield has not lasted forever.”

“You’re coming with me beautiful” he said more as a demand than a statement. I narrowed my eyes, stepping out of reach from him and he just shook his head, chuckling to himself softly. “Now, do not make this a struggle. If you want to come out alive you will obey me” he muttered darkly, seizing me by the arm.

I tried in vain to scream my lungs out but I knew that in the end it would be no use. He was a 27 year old grown man and I was a 17 year old girl who could just barley lift 50 pounds.

As he began walking at a faster pace, searching for any witnesses, I attempted to remember any karate moves from my younger years, but the fact that I was about to be dragged off to who knows where blocked any remembrance of any self-defense.

Soon we were approaching the forest far behind the orphanage and my mother’s words kept echoing threw my mind.

“Just let him kill you. Wherever you are going is worse”.

Suddenly I let out an ear-piercing scream. I struggled, I spit, I kicked, I launched the paper-weight, no-good-for-defense notebook but it all was no use. All he had to do is say one word, “Stupefy”, and I was out like a light, vulnerable to anything that awaited me.

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This is the first “chapter” to my story that I’m trying to write. Does it sound good? Does it capture your attention? Or does it sound/is it boring and dull?
Thanks for all the help!

xx.

P.S. – I know its long and if you did read it all & comment then thank you very much! :)
Just to clear everything up – this story is in no way going to turn out like the book series Twilight. Also, yes the word “Stupfey” is from the Harry Potter series.

xx.
Thank you.

Brandy

Can you learn Chinese in 5 minutes? Read Aloud?

cwazyjoe asked:


Read these translations aloud to get the pronunciation right
English: ………………………………….. Chinese:
That’s not right………………………….. Sum Ting Wong
See me ASAP……………………………. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man……………………………….. Dum Fuk
Did you go to the beach?………………. Wai Yu So Tan
You need a face lift…………………………. Chin Tu Phat
Aren’t you on a diet?……………………….. Wai Yu Mun Ching
Tow away zone……………………………. No Pah King
We meet next week………………………… Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight…………………………. Lei Ying Lo
Cleaning the automobile…………………… Wa Shing Kah
Your odor is offensive………………………..Yu Stin Ki Pu
Excellent………………………………………… Fa Kin Su Pah
Small *****……………………………………. Tai Ni Pi Pi

Grace

Gene Simmons?

Love and **** asked:


Does anyone watch that show gene simmons family jewls. I really like it. I watched a few episodes last night and i saw the episode where they both got a face lift and sophie cried because gene looked like so swollen and shannon coudln’t even come home or talk on the phone. Is that the latest episode or is that old?

Jonathan

When I was little, my grandpa always used to lift my?

Clara Theron asked:


little hand to his face and kiss it politely like a gentleman.
Are there any gentlemen left out there who know how to treat a woman?

Tenisha

Funny or not funny.

Where’s the Kaboom?? asked:


A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’ God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years,2 months and 8 days to live.’ Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,liposuction, ****** implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color and brighten
her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might aswell make the most of it. After her
last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, ‘I
thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you
pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?’

(You’ll love this)>>>>>>- God replied:

‘I didn’t recognize you.’

Viviana

Mistaken Identity?

Milk Man asked:


There once was an older lady who fell ill and was taken to the Hospital. While in the Hospital the lady died and was on her
way to Heaven when she met St Peter.
She asked St Peter if she was going to Heaven.
St Peter replied not yet, you still have a long life ahead of
you. You must go back.

The lady got better and was released from the Hospital.
Days later she decided to get a tummy tuck,a face lift,
and had her ******* enlarged. She went to a tanning
booth and got a great tan, and looked ten years younger.

On her way home from a tanning session she was struck
by a car and killed.

On her way to Heaven she met St Peter again.
She said what happened, you told me i had years to go.

St Peter looked at her said, “I didn`t recognize you”

Charmaine

poor mans facelift?

bbgirl asked:


there was a health show on t.v. (not sure what channel)
and they gave a pecipe for a poor mans face lift. it had kids clay and a few other things in it.
did any one happen to see this show or know what the recipe is? thanks

Lea

Help with smooshed patio cushions?

bonnielona asked:


I have patio chairs that are used heavily….is there anyway to bring life back into them? The nice poofy look is gone and with the summer around the corner we want the cushions to be comfortable again. I need to find a cheap way to give them a face lift! Please serious replies only…too many people on this board are trolls and like to leave ass-nine comments for some unknown reason.

Leigh

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