Face Lift

Karen is an April fool! asked:


How many women here have had and will admit to having plastic surgery?

Now I don’t mean as a result of some accident and you needed to have a reconstructive procedure, I mean like ****** augmentation, face lift etc.

That has been like and addiction with me, I bet I’m $25,000.00 down because of it and I was just wondering!

Shawna

siobhansofie asked:


A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
>
>The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob,” where a
>small knob is placed on the back of a woman’s head that can be turned
>to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face
lift.
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>Of course, she wanted and got “The Knob.”
>
>For years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were
wonderful

>– she remained young looking and vibrant.
>
>After fifteen years, she returned to the surgeon with two problems.
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>”All these years, everything has been working just fine. I have turned

>the knob many times and always loved the results. But now I have
>developed two annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags
>under my eyes and the knob won’t get rid of them.”
>
>The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those are not bags, those
>are your *******.”
>
>
>She said, “Well, I guess there is no point in asking about the
goatee.”

Arianna

Margaret asked:


His life.
Why he did face-lift?
I want to know more about his achievement,and why there’re so many bad news to him? I think he is a gifted person. Thanks for your question!

Antoinette

docbaseball2003 asked:


Again, my self confidence with *** men more my age (24-35) is totally shot! I been told I am ugly, not anyones type and nerd looking. One guy met me in person and said I am ugly and never to e-mail him, again.

I cry myself to sleep every night. Yes, I am in pain with my life- I have no friends at all- cause I am scared of the way I look.

Is there any doctors out there that could help me with a total face lift or something? I am not happy with my life!
Yes, I have myspace. However, I am afraid to show my self picture.

Laurel

NONAME asked:


who thinks Prince had a face lift?

Marcy

Mommy to #8-Lucille Maria asked:


Maybe it’s because I’m busy raising 7 children and don’t have the time or money to focus on myself. If I don’t dye my hair every 2 weeks, it starts to turn grey. I’ve tried every anti-wrinkle cream out there(can’t afford a face lift). I always get mistaken for being my childrens’ grandmother. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant, and I get all kinds of weird stares, like people have never seen such a thing. Help?

Michele

mairzydoatz asked:


Does it look as if Hillary has had a face lift ??? Honest answers, please.

Rita

outerspace asked:


what are the pros and cons of both? what’s your opinion? Do you have any information when the new mercdes c-class coupe will be out(the one with the new front face lift). I am asking about the diesel engines.
Thanks,
P.S. I’m not starting Audi/Mercedes war, just want some opionions

Yadira

MamaBear asked:


trying to find pics of post op ****** surgery (eyelift, nose jobs, face lift, whatever!) that show the stitches or staples with the swelling and bruising around them… Anyone know any good resources? And when are staples used and when are stitches??

Deidra

Millie K asked:


A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.

God says no and explains that she has another 30 years to live. Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, ****** augmentation, tummy tuck, etc.

She even has someone come in and change her hair color. She figures since she’s got another 30 years she might as well make the most of it. She walks out of the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an ambulance.

She arrives in front of God and complains: “I thought you said I had another 30 years!!

God replies, “Sorry, I didn’t recognize you.”

Shante