New Face

ozzie:) asked:


I have a rash on my chin that is slightly itchy but overall just irritating. It has only been present for a few days and I have never had it before now. I used a new face wash and feel that it is most likely the reason for the rash and have since stopped using it. Can anyone suggest how to get rid of the rash? Any home remedies, etc.? Thanks!

AP asked:


How do i get rid of rash on my face?
A couple days ago I started using a new face soap AMBI and this morning i woke up with swollen face and rash with little white bumps in each pore looks like tons of white heads. How do i get rid of it? My face feels very warm and is a little in pain thank you so much. Why do you think this happened?

spoon asked:


What do you guys of the new face lift?
Does it perform well?

Jill

texasblueslady asked:


A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob”, where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a new face-lift. Of course the woman wanted “The Knob”.
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After 15 yrs she returned to the plastic surgeon with 2 problems. All these yrs everyting has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve developed 2 annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the the knob won’t get rid of them.
The doctor looked closely and said: “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts,”
The woman said: “Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.”

Charmaine