Tummy Tuck

Where’s the Kaboom?? asked:


A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked ‘Is my time up?’ God said, ‘No, you have another 43 years,2 months and 8 days to live.’ Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift,liposuction, ****** implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair color and brighten
her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she
figured she might aswell make the most of it. After her
last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, ‘I
thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn’t you
pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?’

(You’ll love this)>>>>>>- God replied:

‘I didn’t recognize you.’

Viviana

Milk Man asked:


There once was an older lady who fell ill and was taken to the Hospital. While in the Hospital the lady died and was on her
way to Heaven when she met St Peter.
She asked St Peter if she was going to Heaven.
St Peter replied not yet, you still have a long life ahead of
you. You must go back.

The lady got better and was released from the Hospital.
Days later she decided to get a tummy tuck,a face lift,
and had her ******* enlarged. She went to a tanning
booth and got a great tan, and looked ten years younger.

On her way home from a tanning session she was struck
by a car and killed.

On her way to Heaven she met St Peter again.
She said what happened, you told me i had years to go.

St Peter looked at her said, “I didn`t recognize you”

Charmaine

Heidi asked:


A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, “Is my time up?” God said, “No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.”

Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. She even had someone change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

She was released from the hospital but while crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, “I thought you said I had another 43 years?! Why didn’t you pull me out of the path of that car?”

God Replied,”I didn’t recognize you.”

Ashely