Woman

texasblueslady asked:


A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob”, where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a new face-lift. Of course the woman wanted “The Knob”.
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant. After 15 yrs she returned to the plastic surgeon with 2 problems. All these yrs everyting has been working just fine. I’ve had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results. But now I’ve developed 2 annoying problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the the knob won’t get rid of them.
The doctor looked closely and said: “Those aren’t bags, those are your breasts,”
The woman said: “Well, I guess there’s no point in asking about the goatee.”

Charmaine

Unbreakable asked:


A woman received a face lift for her 50th birthday. It worked perfectly and she ended up looking 35 years old. She was so thrilled with the results that the first time she went out she asked people to guess her age. She asked the checkout operator, “How old do you think I am?” The reply was ” I would guess about 35.” The woman replied, “No I’m actually 50. My husband gave me a face lift last month for my birthday.” This went on throughout the day with people generally guessing she was about 35. Finally she was standing at a bus stop when she asked the man beside her to guess her age. He replied, “I can guess your age very accurately, but I will need to feel your *******. I can tell a womans exact age by feeling her *******.” She was reluctant to let him do it but her curiosity got the better of her & she allowed him to prove his theory. He felt them for some time and then announced, “I believe that you are fifty. Actually, I think that you turned fifty about a month ago.” She was absolutely amazed by his estimation & asked “How can you be so accurate with your estimation just by feeling my *******?” He replied, “There’s no real secret. I was standing behind you in the line at the checkout this morning.”

Monika

ridingthestorm_out asked:


A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called “The Knob,” where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman’s head and can be turned
to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course the woman wanted “The Knob.”

Over the course of the years, the woman kept tightening the knob, and
the effects were wonderful, and the woman remained young-looking and
vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems. “All these years, everything has been working just fine.
I’ve
had to turn the knob many times and I’ve always loved the results.
But
now I’ve developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won’t
get
rid of them.”

The doctor looked at her closely and said, “Those aren’t bags, those
are your ******* ,,,,,,,She replied , well no need to ask about the goatee

Savannah